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A line drawing of an old-timey lawyer at the bench with the head of a pelican.

A line drawing of an old-timey lawyer pointing at something with the head of a frog.

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Issue #2: Fall 2023

Image: A medieval christian icon painting of a woman posed like the virgin mary in a suit, gold-lined hood and halo. Her hands are folded in prayer. Surrounding her are babies with halos in button-ups and polo shirts.

Image: A medieval christian icon painting of a woman posed like the virgin mary in a suit, gold-lined hood and halo. Her hands are folded in prayer. Surrounding her are babies with halos in button-ups and polo shirts.

A digital illustration of a man in gardening gloves kneeling in front of a thriving patch of tall wildflowers. The picture is framed by the words "Plant Native".

A digital illustration of a man in gardening gloves kneeling in front of a thriving patch of tall wildflowers. The picture is framed by the words "Plant Native".

Background: An image of the law quad in chaos. Students are chased by masses of confetti. Squirrels mill about, overseen by another squirrel in a police outfit. A vulture feasts on a dead squirrel.
The scene features three yellow signs:
Sign 1: REspect the Locals: Michigan law students live here. They are very tired. Please be mindful of quiet hours and respect their habitat. Quiet hours 11PM to 7AM. From: the law quad anxious and endangered species protection society.
Sign 2: Protect the Squirrels. Glitter, confetti, and champagne are hazardous to local wildlife. Respect this space and clean up after yourself. From: the law quad squirrel protection society.
Sign 3: Clean Up Your Confetti. While celebrating your milestones remember to clean up your confetti and glitter from the quad. These materials are hazardous to the local ecosystem. Violators will be publicly shamed.

Background: An image of the law quad in chaos. Students are chased by masses of confetti. Squirrels mill about, overseen by another squirrel in a police outfit. A vulture feasts on a dead squirrel.
The scene features three yellow signs:
Sign 1: REspect the Locals: Michigan law students live here. They are very tired. Please be mindful of quiet hours and respect their habitat. Quiet hours 11PM to 7AM. From: the law quad anxious and endangered species protection society.
Sign 2: Protect the Squirrels. Glitter, confetti, and champagne are hazardous to local wildlife. Respect this space and clean up after yourself. From: the law quad squirrel protection society.
Sign 3: Clean Up Your Confetti. While celebrating your milestones remember to clean up your confetti and glitter from the quad. These materials are hazardous to the local ecosystem. Violators will be publicly shamed.

An image in the style of an oil painting. A giant black panther with a humanlike face and dripping with black oily goop stalks over the rooftops of houses in a quaint city neighborhood. The panther holds a dozen cigarettes in its mouth, which emit realistic smoke that streams off of the canvass.

An image in the style of an oil painting. A giant black panther with a humanlike face and dripping with black oily goop stalks over the rooftops of houses in a quaint city neighborhood. The panther holds a dozen cigarettes in its mouth, which emit realistic smoke that streams off of the canvass.

Elephascists

Elephascists

Full-page image collage. A banner hangs on top that says "Eat the Employers" with little pcitures of PacMan characters. Another picture of neon outlines of two indivduals in cool t-shirts. One says "Stop snitching" with a woman holding a finger to her masked lips. The other has generic kids drawings and says "you can't spell defeat the patriarchy without eat the rich." Another picture of someone zipping up knee-high platform boots in a messy bedroom. Someone next to them points at something with a red solo cup. A final picture of a table covered in drinks and takeout boxes. The boxes are labeled "choklit," "crackers" (censored), cheezus, ???, and meetboll.

Full-page image collage. A banner hangs on top that says "Eat the Employers" with little pcitures of PacMan characters. Another picture of neon outlines of two indivduals in cool t-shirts. One says "Stop snitching" with a woman holding a finger to her masked lips. The other has generic kids drawings and says "you can't spell defeat the patriarchy without eat the rich." Another picture of someone zipping up knee-high platform boots in a messy bedroom. Someone next to them points at something with a red solo cup. A final picture of a table covered in drinks and takeout boxes. The boxes are labeled "choklit," "crackers" (censored), cheezus, ???, and meetboll.

Image: six kids with shadowy, lifeless eyes play flag football on a field. The stands are filled with wealthy onlookers in fancy suits and dresses.

Image: six kids with shadowy, lifeless eyes play flag football on a field. The stands are filled with wealthy onlookers in fancy suits and dresses.

Image: A group of squirrels in cheer uniforms and ponytails sits out on grass in the law quad. They are all staring bug-eyed at the viewer.

Image: A group of squirrels in cheer uniforms and ponytails sits out on grass in the law quad. They are all staring bug-eyed at the viewer.

Text: The office of student life fears this
Image: A house patio in the middle of the night. Three animals mill about. They are a possum labeled "compensating law review journals", a raccoon labeled "open/free/critical discussion on law open", and a skunk labeled "transparency."

Text: The office of student life fears this
Image: A house patio in the middle of the night. Three animals mill about. They are a possum labeled "compensating law review journals", a raccoon labeled "open/free/critical discussion on law open", and a skunk labeled "transparency."

Text: What Big Law thinks Law Students want.
Picture of stacks of money, a lamborghini, and a diamond ring.
Text: What law students really want
Picture of a possum saying "Henlo"

Text: What Big Law thinks Law Students want.
Picture of stacks of money, a lamborghini, and a diamond ring.
Text: What law students really want
Picture of a possum saying "Henlo"

Image: Befuddled White guy
Text: 1L orientation
Image: A red-tinted picture of a screaming possum.
Text: AHHHHHHHHHH
Image: Befuddled white guy
Text: Graduation

Image: Befuddled White guy
Text: 1L orientation
Image: A red-tinted picture of a screaming possum.
Text: AHHHHHHHHHH
Image: Befuddled white guy
Text: Graduation

Image: A chalk drawing of a withered figure leaning on a crutch, light shining on them from a high window.

Image: A chalk drawing of a withered figure leaning on a crutch, light shining on them from a high window.

Image: A faceless man (representing chatGPT) with his hands clasped stands in a wheat field at sunset.

Image: A faceless man (representing chatGPT) with his hands clasped stands in a wheat field at sunset.

The same image of ChatGPT but it's wearing a pixellated clown nose and wig.

The same image of ChatGPT but it's wearing a pixellated clown nose and wig.

The same image of ChatGPT but it's standing before a brick wall with a microphone in hand.

The same image of ChatGPT but it's standing before a brick wall with a microphone in hand.

The same image of ChatGPT but it's wearing a pixellated dress and hair extensions.

The same image of ChatGPT but it's wearing a pixellated dress and hair extensions.

The same image of ChatGPT but the otherwise featureless face now has an oversized, pixellated picture of a smile

The same image of ChatGPT but the otherwise featureless face now has an oversized, pixellated picture of a smile

The same image of ChatGPT but its in a pixellated business suit

The same image of ChatGPT but its in a pixellated business suit

The same image of ChatGPT but pixellated copies of itself fan out behind it, obscuring the background.

The same image of ChatGPT but pixellated copies of itself fan out behind it, obscuring the background.

image of a cat lying in slash wearing an empty container of Quaker Oats soars through the clouds.

image of a cat lying in slash wearing an empty container of Quaker Oats soars through the clouds.

A shadowy figure with bulging muscles, glowing red eyes, a nightstick, and the letters P.D. on their chest stands in a fighting stance. They are surrounded by tall stacks of paper and binders, and the desk in front of them is littered with energy drinks and half-drunk cups of coffee.

A shadowy figure with bulging muscles, glowing red eyes, a nightstick, and the letters P.D. on their chest stands in a fighting stance. They are surrounded by tall stacks of paper and binders, and the desk in front of them is littered with energy drinks and half-drunk cups of coffee.

Senior picture: A little toy soldier stands in the foreground. A ring of clouds indicate that it is dreaming of a silhouetted figure flecked with red that is pointing heroically at an unseen opponent. The figure is framed by a coil of barbed wire that spirals into the distance.

Senior picture: A little toy soldier stands in the foreground. A ring of clouds indicate that it is dreaming of a silhouetted figure flecked with red that is pointing heroically at an unseen opponent. The figure is framed by a coil of barbed wire that spirals into the distance.

A heavily filtered, blue figure with the robes of a greek philosopher and the head of a snarling dragon. It holds a sword and a book. Behind it is a black void, punctuated by many pairs of glaring, disembodied eyes.

A heavily filtered, blue figure with the robes of a greek philosopher and the head of a snarling dragon. It holds a sword and a book. Behind it is a black void, punctuated by many pairs of glaring, disembodied eyes.

an androgynous, ghostly figure with glowing eyes and four arms plays electric guitar, wreathed in streaks of lightning.

an androgynous, ghostly figure with glowing eyes and four arms plays electric guitar, wreathed in streaks of lightning.

a glamorous woman in sunglasses poses for the camera. A collage of "day in the life" law student tiktoks are projected onto her face and the background.

a glamorous woman in sunglasses poses for the camera. A collage of "day in the life" law student tiktoks are projected onto her face and the background.

A figure in a judges road with a head that is a bloated, writhing combination of the faces of all the supreme court justices.

A figure in a judges road with a head that is a bloated, writhing combination of the faces of all the supreme court justices.

Image: A funky-looking technicolor egg toy with bulging eyes, a bow, and two hoofed feet.

Image: A funky-looking technicolor egg toy with bulging eyes, a bow, and two hoofed feet.

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