top of page

A line drawing of an old-timey lawyer at the bench with the head of a pelican.

A line drawing of an old-timey lawyer pointing at something with the head of a frog.

Create Your First Project

Start adding your projects to your portfolio. Click on "Manage Projects" to get started

Issue #1: Winter 2023

ID: A pink demon with large ram horns sits at a desk in a gray business suit. In its six hands it holds a cigarette, a cup of coffee, and a pen, writes on a notepad, types on a laptop, and holds a cellhone to its ear. The top of the picture is clouded in cigarette smoke.

ID: A pink demon with large ram horns sits at a desk in a gray business suit. In its six hands it holds a cigarette, a cup of coffee, and a pen, writes on a notepad, types on a laptop, and holds a cellhone to its ear. The top of the picture is clouded in cigarette smoke.

ID: 7 gaunt, pale vampires (aka cutouts of Nosferatu) crowd around the body of a sleeping woman. The monsters are labelled "Kirkland & Ellis, Cravath, Gibson Dunn, Quinn Emanuel, White & Case, Jones Day, Latham." The sleeping woman is labeled, "99.92% of humanity."

ID: 7 gaunt, pale vampires (aka cutouts of Nosferatu) crowd around the body of a sleeping woman. The monsters are labelled "Kirkland & Ellis, Cravath, Gibson Dunn, Quinn Emanuel, White & Case, Jones Day, Latham." The sleeping woman is labeled, "99.92% of humanity."

ID: A woman in a red dress lies face-down on a stripped mattress, clutching a pillow to her head. A baby lie in a crib behind her. Looming above them is a see-through house, at the top of which has a scene of a man and a child in lazy chairs watching tv. Another young girl is behind the tv, curled up inside of a giant glass bottle.

ID: A woman in a red dress lies face-down on a stripped mattress, clutching a pillow to her head. A baby lie in a crib behind her. Looming above them is a see-through house, at the top of which has a scene of a man and a child in lazy chairs watching tv. Another young girl is behind the tv, curled up inside of a giant glass bottle.

ID: A watercolor flower against a blue background. Top text: "Fed courts is not a doctrine"; Bottom text: "It's a way of using procedural mechanisms to gut rights and remedies <3"

ID: A watercolor flower against a blue background. Top text: "Fed courts is not a doctrine"; Bottom text: "It's a way of using procedural mechanisms to gut rights and remedies <3"

ID: Two lawopen e-mails are surrounded by a frame red and pink flowers. A Victorian woman sits atop the frame, deep in thought over a blank piece of paper.

E-mail 1:
My Seppo, 1:43 AM. To: lawopen listserv.
"I came here to say
the lawopen 'found' e-mails
bring me so much hope."
E-mail 2:
Nina Charap, 3:09 AM
To: My Seppo, CC: lawopen listserv
"This is just to say

I have read
the lawopen emails
that were in
my inbox.

and which
you were probably
jotting casually

Thank you
they were delightful.
so sweet
and not cold."

ID: Two lawopen e-mails are surrounded by a frame red and pink flowers. A Victorian woman sits atop the frame, deep in thought over a blank piece of paper.

E-mail 1:
My Seppo, 1:43 AM. To: lawopen listserv.
"I came here to say
the lawopen 'found' e-mails
bring me so much hope."
E-mail 2:
Nina Charap, 3:09 AM
To: My Seppo, CC: lawopen listserv
"This is just to say

I have read
the lawopen emails
that were in
my inbox.

and which
you were probably
jotting casually

Thank you
they were delightful.
so sweet
and not cold."

ID: A small girl holds her hands up against the screen of a retro 80's television set. She is in shadow, illuminated by an image of smiling beauty queens at a pageant. An array of MLaw-branded water bottles and t-shirts are stacked beside her.

ID: A small girl holds her hands up against the screen of a retro 80's television set. She is in shadow, illuminated by an image of smiling beauty queens at a pageant. An array of MLaw-branded water bottles and t-shirts are stacked beside her.

ID: An old book cover.
Title: "DOGGED DEDICATION: A corporate guide to training and caring for your attorney."
The image is a shadowy person holding three snarling dogs on a leash. The dogs sport neckties and glasses.

ID: An old book cover.
Title: "DOGGED DEDICATION: A corporate guide to training and caring for your attorney."
The image is a shadowy person holding three snarling dogs on a leash. The dogs sport neckties and glasses.

ID: A big red billboard with white text and three guys in suits smiling at the camera. Billboard text reads: "JOHNSON & RICHARDS. WE'LL GET YOU OFF. You WILL be satisfied. 1-800-420-6969."

ID: A big red billboard with white text and three guys in suits smiling at the camera. Billboard text reads: "JOHNSON & RICHARDS. WE'LL GET YOU OFF. You WILL be satisfied. 1-800-420-6969."

ID: A kid sits in a kayak sporting a life vest and a paddle. Shark fins and clouds of blood surround the boat. Text reads: Smile, Amanda! Get ready for your first summer at Big Law!

ID: A kid sits in a kayak sporting a life vest and a paddle. Shark fins and clouds of blood surround the boat. Text reads: Smile, Amanda! Get ready for your first summer at Big Law!

ID: A screenshot of the 2nd-year student photos database on the MLaw Photos website, but the student pictures are replaced with an array of terrifying creatures. In reading order:
1. "Terry", an alien looming in the mists. Subtitle: "on zoom somewhere"
2. "Vash-[untintelligible screaming", a haunted-looking silent film star with black eye makeup and an emo side-swoop bang.
3. "Cyrano", a shrubbery shaped into a half-face with a giant nose sniffing the ground.
4. "Calliope the Tormented", a silent film actress screaming with her hands on her face, also in black eye and lip makeup. Subtitle: "Lost in the stacks"
5. "Terry (derogatory)", a tiny gargoyle sitting against a wall in a fetal position.
6. "The Enforcer" - an old B&W picture with a cowboy holding a gun and staring menacingly at the camera. Subtitle: "Has a gun."
7. "R'lak'nayth the Destroyer, Devourer of Worlds", a wrinkly demon/gremlin creature from a silent film.
8. "-NULL-", the face of a giant cosmic baby.
9. "Keighleigh, Phi Beta Chi," A haunted porcelean doll with cracked skin and matted hair. Subtitle: "Hurling in the Rick's bathroom."

ID: A screenshot of the 2nd-year student photos database on the MLaw Photos website, but the student pictures are replaced with an array of terrifying creatures. In reading order:
1. "Terry", an alien looming in the mists. Subtitle: "on zoom somewhere"
2. "Vash-[untintelligible screaming", a haunted-looking silent film star with black eye makeup and an emo side-swoop bang.
3. "Cyrano", a shrubbery shaped into a half-face with a giant nose sniffing the ground.
4. "Calliope the Tormented", a silent film actress screaming with her hands on her face, also in black eye and lip makeup. Subtitle: "Lost in the stacks"
5. "Terry (derogatory)", a tiny gargoyle sitting against a wall in a fetal position.
6. "The Enforcer" - an old B&W picture with a cowboy holding a gun and staring menacingly at the camera. Subtitle: "Has a gun."
7. "R'lak'nayth the Destroyer, Devourer of Worlds", a wrinkly demon/gremlin creature from a silent film.
8. "-NULL-", the face of a giant cosmic baby.
9. "Keighleigh, Phi Beta Chi," A haunted porcelean doll with cracked skin and matted hair. Subtitle: "Hurling in the Rick's bathroom."

ID: A skeleton wearing a pumpkin on its head dabs as it hits a sick ollie on its skateboard in front of a vibrant sunset. Text: "What the fuck is a CALLBACK INTERVIEW?? I'm just trying to SHRED WITH MY COMRADES."

ID: A skeleton wearing a pumpkin on its head dabs as it hits a sick ollie on its skateboard in front of a vibrant sunset. Text: "What the fuck is a CALLBACK INTERVIEW?? I'm just trying to SHRED WITH MY COMRADES."

ID: Graffiti on an old wall reads "Daloy Politzei" (or "down with the police!") in Yiddish. It is accompanied by other anti-fascist symbols, an image of someone beating a swastika with a skateboard, and an old poster of a pig overwritten with "This Is a Kosher Protest"

ID: Graffiti on an old wall reads "Daloy Politzei" (or "down with the police!") in Yiddish. It is accompanied by other anti-fascist symbols, an image of someone beating a swastika with a skateboard, and an old poster of a pig overwritten with "This Is a Kosher Protest"

ID: A psychedelically-colored band of cheerful gnomes lines a forest path. One is running away with a rolled-up paper in hand. Another stands in the foreground waving around a marker. Text: Oh God, look out!!!! GNOMES are stealing the Constitution!! They're gonna redact the Commerce Clause!!!

ID: A psychedelically-colored band of cheerful gnomes lines a forest path. One is running away with a rolled-up paper in hand. Another stands in the foreground waving around a marker. Text: Oh God, look out!!!! GNOMES are stealing the Constitution!! They're gonna redact the Commerce Clause!!!

.pro-gallery-wix-wrapper {display: block !important;} .pro-gallery-wix-wrapper .gallery-item-container {opacity: 1 !important; display: block !important;}

bottom of page