Alternative Traditions for Celebrating 3Ls to Get Around the Dean D'Haene's No-Champagne Rule

by Clarice Darrow

1. Bring champagne or other clear alcohol in a water bottle, just like the good old days.

2. Convince your professor to hold the last class at Dom's.

3. Sneak a boozy ice cream flavor into the end of year ice cream offerings. Insist it was an accident.

4. Instead of toasting with champagne, take edibles at the start of your last class. It's legal, in Michigan baby!